Arnulf of Flanders

 The CMC never imagined that the store where they went to get eggs and toilet paper for prohibited Halloween pranks would be right on the way their sisters took to a costume party. Or that they would walk out just as the older girls were driving past. "Trick or treat, spank my seat, Pranking got our asses beat" Why so many hairbrushes? Rarity carries extra, of course. Especially with these fancy costumes, you never know when you might need a touch-up. Unfortunately for little sisters, these same brushes are also excellent at paddling misbehaving young behinds.

 What does it take for Sunset Shimmer to try anal? Turns out three beers and a couple shots of J ä ger. Now she finds herself getting DP'ed, and thinks her insides are more cock than Sunset right now.

  The pay sucks, the hours are terrible, benefits are marginal, he has to spend money out of his own pocket for basic supplies, and spends all day surrounded by ungrateful entitled ill-behaved tadpoles. But occasionally Cranky finds something about teaching he still enjoys.

 One way or another, Fluttershy is going to make the park safe for her feathered friends. But Fluttershy is still Fluttershy. Afterwards she gives him a hug, tells him that he's a good boy and all is forgiven. Strike promises to do better, though he's also considering avoiding all public parks in the future, given his track record.