Arnulf of Flanders

Sassy Saddles got real tired of the new girl nicking her expensive lunches from the office fridge.

At a secret time and an undisclosed location, Captain Spitfire gives the time-honored "warm welcome" to the new varsity players. Each girl is made to drop her shorts, assume the position, and do an unofficial version of the school chant while taking 16 ( allegedly ) light swats! Wondercolts forever we All faithful to the team shall be, In blue and gold we'll bravely fight, For honor and to do what's right! To CHS our hearts belong Where friendship keeps our spirits strong, United facing ev'ry battle, BUT MA'AM PLEASE NO MORE OF THE PADDLE! Gilda was first, and rubs her smarting nates. Next is Pinny, gritting her teeth through the pain. Finally Dash waits, wishing she'd worn other panties today. The gleeful captain...whose own tush was in the same spot last year!  

 Later that night, Shining calls Copper about a major break in the case. Some crucial bit of evidence linking Filthy Rich, Mr Stripes, and a vast criminal network? Well, no, actually, they're completely exonerated. Turns out they were both getting scammed by the Flim Flam brothers, who've already skipped town for the Mare-ribbean. Meaning Copper has been stuck driving around their spoiled snotty daughters for weeks and just this afternoon got her ass belted hard all for no good reason. She doesn't take the news well. Stole the "desk job" line from one of EndArt's comics about a detective who goes undercover at a high school, 21 Jump Street style.

 Rainbow dozes off after reading her favorite comics, and dreams that she herself dons a costume! Another smashing victory for...Super Dash! Unfortunately her mentor BigMan doesn't approve of such careless destruction in the heart of downtown... Spanked in full view of the citizens she just saved/endangered! This superhero business is tough. Inspired by, but not directly adapted from, one of EndArt's comics. Issue #46 of his Pamalee Henderson series.

 All the neighborhood ladies know to hit the pool whenever Spitfire starts training a new lifeguard. Spitfire's mom Stormy Flare gets the best view, of course. Twilight enjoys seeing this side of her boyfriend. Rarity is thinking of getting some pointers. As for poor Silver Spoon...it's her first time at the pool on Training Day, and her face is even redder than Flash's backside. But she wouldn't trade this for anything.