Arnulf of Flanders

Twilight reads a biography of her magical icon Star Swirl the Bearded and then dreams that she was taken on by him as his apprentice.

Aunt Orange deals with two rowdy nieces.

 Grand Pear hasn't been a big presence in his granddaughter's life. But when he catches Apple Bloom illicitly sampling some of his award-winning homemade pear brandy, he thinks this is as good a time as any for some old fashioned "family bonding".

 Later that night, Shining calls Copper about a major break in the case. Some crucial bit of evidence linking Filthy Rich, Mr Stripes, and a vast criminal network? Well, no, actually, they're completely exonerated. Turns out they were both getting scammed by the Flim Flam brothers, who've already skipped town for the Mare-ribbean. Meaning Copper has been stuck driving around their spoiled snotty daughters for weeks and just this afternoon got her ass belted hard all for no good reason. She doesn't take the news well. Stole the "desk job" line from one of EndArt's comics about a detective who goes undercover at a high school, 21 Jump Street style.

  The two younger girls get a half-dozen swats on their already aching bottoms, although their fashionably mature thongs insure they feel every bit of the leather. Copper’s previously-untouched backside is a different story. Shining really welts her rump, especially when she starts cursing at him.