Arnulf of Flanders

 Trixie slinks away in defeat. "What a stunning debut for the Habanero Bomber! I predict a long and storied career for this talented young-wait, what is that? By God, it's the victor's mother with a steel chair!" "MOM! Not here!" "Get over my lap, you little brat. And you , go stand in the corner. Don't you dare rub your bottom unless you want seconds!" Quite the swerve! Keep watching for the hot conclusion!

 While Trixie clearly put a lot of work into developing her look to go along with her natural showmanship, her actual wrestling skills aren't all that great. The more athletic Spitfire quickly ties her into a pretzel. "Oh no! Habanero drops to one knee, looks like she's setting up for the closer!" "Let's see how you like my finisher, the Bottom Burner!" "AAAGH! Submit, I submit!" What a match! But the night's not over. Stay tuned... Again, not a wrestling fan. I'm guessing that local matches are somewhat less scripted and more freeform, like obviously it's not real but might be a bit closer to real than something a major corporation puts on television. Point is Trixie expected to lose, but didn't expect quite how badly it went, or that Spitfire's finishing move would be giving the magician girl a spanking.

 "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Tuesday night edition of Canterlot Chaos and to tonight's headline event! Making their debuts are the two latest young signers with Phil T Rich Productions and Canterlot Championship Wrestling. In the near corner we have The Great and Powerful Trixter, eager to cast her spells on opponent and audience alike! And in the far corner we have the super-spicy Habanero Bomber and she's ready to burn!" "You better believe I've got tricks up my sleeve!" "Tonight I'm gonna tip the Scoville Scales in my favor!" "Alright, ladies, on my signal." "A little razzle dazzle should put out this puny candle!" "I'm gonna make you feel the heat , Bibbity Bobbity Boobs!" Okay, so I have never actually watched professional wrestling even on TV where they run the top level performers, let alone the local stuff. So everything I know is second hand; thus, don't be surprised if I get a lot...