Celestia Who Lived In a Shoe (700th Post!)

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

She had so many children, she didn't know what to do

She gave them some broth without any bread,

Then spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed!

700 posts! Very nice. I think this is suitably epic for such a milestone. 

Growing up, we had a lot of those Disney book and tape combinations, including the nursery rhyme set. Ours really did use 'spank' instead of 'whip' like in many versions of the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe. And my reaction to it was one of the earliest manifestations of my interest.

 

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